Hos oss är TV-spel en social aktivitet. Man kan visserligen bara spela en i taget i GTA 4, men det betyder inte att de andra inte kan vara backseat drivers i Liberty City! Stackars Anton får utstå många "Sväng!", och lite extra jobbigt är det när Karin säger att han ska svänga åt vänster men menar höger, eller tvärtom.
Idag var vi ute i Strömbäck och fikade, det var trevligt. Fast sen i bilen hem blev jag och Karin plötsligt trötta, på ett sånt där flamsigt sätt. "Nu börjar det här balla ur." "Ballade det någonsin in?" En mycket tänkvärd fråga.
När jag orkar kommer det dyka upp en video där modern försöker spela LEGO Indiana Jones. Det är humor.
måndag 29 december 2008
måndag 22 december 2008
Video
Det är alltid så lustigt att se såna här konversationer utifrån. Så här låter det när vi umgås, no foolin'.
Dessutom kan man sjunga. Jag är understämman, Karin över. "Let us wander" av Purcell, no less.
torsdag 18 december 2008
onsdag 17 december 2008
Väder och vind
Det regnar. En vecka kvar till julafton - och det regnar. Under hela november och hela december, fram till nu, har det varit kallt vintrigt och gott om snö. Nu är det en vecka kvar till den dag då snö är som mest eftertraktad. Och det regnar. Nej, det regnar inte. Det spöregnar. Och blåser motvind. Imorgon ska det vara likadant. Och dagen efter likaså.
Jag försöker att ignorera det. Jag försöker intala mig att vädret inte spelar någon roll. Och det funkar nästan - tills jag måste hem från skolan och gå en halvtimme på blöt is med regn i ansiktet och stenhård motvind. Då går det inte att hålla kvar illusionen. Efter många veckors vinterväder har det börjat spöregna med en vecka kvar till julafton.
BULLSHIT!!!!!
Och det värsta är att det finns ingen som kan hållas ansvarig för vädret, så det finns ingen man kan vara arg på! Så vem är jag arg på? Jag vet då inte! Men det ändrar inte att jag känner mig väldigt sur just nu.
Jävla satans skitpissväder....
Jag försöker att ignorera det. Jag försöker intala mig att vädret inte spelar någon roll. Och det funkar nästan - tills jag måste hem från skolan och gå en halvtimme på blöt is med regn i ansiktet och stenhård motvind. Då går det inte att hålla kvar illusionen. Efter många veckors vinterväder har det börjat spöregna med en vecka kvar till julafton.
BULLSHIT!!!!!
Och det värsta är att det finns ingen som kan hållas ansvarig för vädret, så det finns ingen man kan vara arg på! Så vem är jag arg på? Jag vet då inte! Men det ändrar inte att jag känner mig väldigt sur just nu.
Jävla satans skitpissväder....
söndag 14 december 2008
Sancta Lucia
Lucia har kommit och gått. Klockan sex den trettonde december möttes vi i centralhallen på sjukhuset, och sen gick vi runt och sjöng. Det var slagna hjältar, men vi lyckades ta oss igenom allt utan att bråka. Det var bra av oss, tycker jag. Vissa av oss hade bara sovit några få timmar. Jag var inte en av dem, som tur var.
Däremot blev jag alldeles illamående vid ett tillfälle, och först fattade jag ingenting. Jag tänkte att det nog berodde på att jag var trött. Men när synfältet började krympa insåg jag att jag nog borde avvika, så jag satte mig i trappen tills vi var färdigsjungna just där. Sen blev det vattenpaus, och det var det nog fler än jag som behövde.
Det var härligt men samtidigt hemskt att sjunga på sjukhuset. Några gånger höll jag på att börja gråta. Trött och hungrig, då blir man lätt lite överkänslig. Det värsta var nog när en pojke kom gåendes med sin droppställning och damp ner i en stol när vi var på barn 3. Han såg helt utmattad ut, men titta skulle han.
Däremot blev jag alldeles illamående vid ett tillfälle, och först fattade jag ingenting. Jag tänkte att det nog berodde på att jag var trött. Men när synfältet började krympa insåg jag att jag nog borde avvika, så jag satte mig i trappen tills vi var färdigsjungna just där. Sen blev det vattenpaus, och det var det nog fler än jag som behövde.
Det var härligt men samtidigt hemskt att sjunga på sjukhuset. Några gånger höll jag på att börja gråta. Trött och hungrig, då blir man lätt lite överkänslig. Det värsta var nog när en pojke kom gåendes med sin droppställning och damp ner i en stol när vi var på barn 3. Han såg helt utmattad ut, men titta skulle han.
fredag 12 december 2008
Talet
Mitt kritikerrosade tal som framfördes på engelskan läggs nu upp till allmän beskådning för att Tove ville se det.
Here are some basic facts for you. The universe is commonly believed to have been created about 13 to 14 billion years ago by the so called “Big Bang”. For more than 160 million years dinosaurs were the dominant species of the earth. Humans have evolved from monkeys. All humans are equal in value. Global warming is a dangerous threat to earth.
That’s pretty obvious, right? But believe it or not, a surprisingly large amount of people refuse to believe this. Instead they firmly believe that the world was created in a couple of days only a few thousand years ago, that evolution is total nonsense just like global warming, that science haven’t proven anything and that certain members of our society, like homosexuals, are evil disgusting people that the world is better off without. Oh yeah, and Harry Potter is the work of Satan.
How exactly can they be so sure of this? Quiet simply, because the Bible says so.
And even though the Bible is known to contradict itself, having been written by many different people over a long period of time, questioning the Holy Book is considered ridiculous. You think I’m exaggerating? Then listen to this quote by Ted Haggard, the founder and former head of New Life Church: “We've decided the Bible is the word of God. We don't have to have a General Assembly about what we believe. It's written in the Bible. Alright, so we don't have to debate what we think about homosexual activity. It's written in the Bible.” In other words, don’t think for yourself. Let an almost 2000-year old book think for you. Ingenious, right? And I should probably mention that Ted Haggard was caught in a drugs-and-gay sex scandal in November 2006.
There are also some people that literally go around and tell people that they are going to spend an eternity in the fiery depths of hell, being submitted to the most horrible disgusting torturous pain and agony simply because they have the audacity to swear or sleep long on Saturdays or masturbate. These people also believe that whenever anything bad happens to people that’s just good, because it’s “God’s punishment”. That’s funny; I seem to recall that punishment is carried out in hell. They should really make up their minds. And what’s really ironic and frustrating is that they seem to have forgotten that Christianity is largely based of the teachings of a certain Jesus Christ. Has anyone heard of him? Well, if not, I can tell you that he preached about kindness, forgiveness and tolerance. I don’t understand how he could be misinterpreted so badly by these religious nut heads. I’m actually curious about how he would react to these religious extremists if he got too see them. Well, whatever the reason is for their ignorance, they are certainly not going to better themselves anytime soon as they teach their children the same moronic things that they have been taught by their parents. And these children will no doubt brainwash their children in a similar manner. It will indeed go on forever if you let it.
After listening to this you may think that I despise all kinds of religion, but I don’t. I can assure you that I do respect the faith and beliefs of millions of Christians, Muslims, Hinduisms, Buddhists, Jews and all other religions. I just get really pissed off by these idiots who seem to think that you either go their way or you deserve to die and burn in the realm of Satan. In fact, Mahatma Ghandi once said something that I think sums up my point pretty well. “I like you Christ. I don’t like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike you Christ.” Thank you for listening, I’ll see you in hell.
Here are some basic facts for you. The universe is commonly believed to have been created about 13 to 14 billion years ago by the so called “Big Bang”. For more than 160 million years dinosaurs were the dominant species of the earth. Humans have evolved from monkeys. All humans are equal in value. Global warming is a dangerous threat to earth.
That’s pretty obvious, right? But believe it or not, a surprisingly large amount of people refuse to believe this. Instead they firmly believe that the world was created in a couple of days only a few thousand years ago, that evolution is total nonsense just like global warming, that science haven’t proven anything and that certain members of our society, like homosexuals, are evil disgusting people that the world is better off without. Oh yeah, and Harry Potter is the work of Satan.
How exactly can they be so sure of this? Quiet simply, because the Bible says so.
And even though the Bible is known to contradict itself, having been written by many different people over a long period of time, questioning the Holy Book is considered ridiculous. You think I’m exaggerating? Then listen to this quote by Ted Haggard, the founder and former head of New Life Church: “We've decided the Bible is the word of God. We don't have to have a General Assembly about what we believe. It's written in the Bible. Alright, so we don't have to debate what we think about homosexual activity. It's written in the Bible.” In other words, don’t think for yourself. Let an almost 2000-year old book think for you. Ingenious, right? And I should probably mention that Ted Haggard was caught in a drugs-and-gay sex scandal in November 2006.
There are also some people that literally go around and tell people that they are going to spend an eternity in the fiery depths of hell, being submitted to the most horrible disgusting torturous pain and agony simply because they have the audacity to swear or sleep long on Saturdays or masturbate. These people also believe that whenever anything bad happens to people that’s just good, because it’s “God’s punishment”. That’s funny; I seem to recall that punishment is carried out in hell. They should really make up their minds. And what’s really ironic and frustrating is that they seem to have forgotten that Christianity is largely based of the teachings of a certain Jesus Christ. Has anyone heard of him? Well, if not, I can tell you that he preached about kindness, forgiveness and tolerance. I don’t understand how he could be misinterpreted so badly by these religious nut heads. I’m actually curious about how he would react to these religious extremists if he got too see them. Well, whatever the reason is for their ignorance, they are certainly not going to better themselves anytime soon as they teach their children the same moronic things that they have been taught by their parents. And these children will no doubt brainwash their children in a similar manner. It will indeed go on forever if you let it.
After listening to this you may think that I despise all kinds of religion, but I don’t. I can assure you that I do respect the faith and beliefs of millions of Christians, Muslims, Hinduisms, Buddhists, Jews and all other religions. I just get really pissed off by these idiots who seem to think that you either go their way or you deserve to die and burn in the realm of Satan. In fact, Mahatma Ghandi once said something that I think sums up my point pretty well. “I like you Christ. I don’t like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike you Christ.” Thank you for listening, I’ll see you in hell.
måndag 8 december 2008
Picture Post
Pepparkaksbak med mor och bror
En cirkushäst.
Antons vattenskallebäbis.
Det här vet jag inte riktigt av det är, det var mamma som skapade.
Visst vill man rida på en giraff?söndag 7 december 2008
Ännu en kul grej som jag har hittat.
Har man inte sett Sweeney Todd så strunta i det här inlägget. Men för de som har sett den - jag hittade det här på IMDB. Det är någon som har skrivit om texten till sången Johanna (andra versionen) så att innebörden blir lite annorlunda. Jag skrattade jättemycket när jag läste den och jag hoppas att andra delar mitt sinne för humor.
"A: (In a dreamlike state with a banana) I peel you banana! I peel you. Do they think produce can hide you? Even now I’m in your aisle. I am near the grapes beside you! Sniffing sweetly in your perfumed air! (Anthony comes out of dream to realize he had no banana, and is somewhere in the supermarket. He begins to walk around looking for the produce aisle) Banana…..
T: (In a car driving to the supermarket) and are you beautiful and bright, with yellow skin, like her? I’d want you beautiful and bright, they way I craved you were, banana…
A: (Searching) Banana…..
T: And if you’re beautiful, what then, with yellow skin, like wheat? I think I shall not eat again without another sweet banana.
A: I peel you, banana…
T: Goodbye, banana. You’re gone but yet you’re ripe. So ripe, banana, so ripe….
A: Banana…
BW: (Enters the store with cart, walking furiously with it.) Peach! Peach! Fruit of the devil. Fruit of the devil. Produce on fire! (Sees watermelons) Water! Melons? (Looks away disgusted) Smell it sir, a fruity smell, every day at the markets bell, fruit that comes from the tree of hell! Produce on fire! Produce on fire! Mischief! Mischief! Mischief!
T: (Getting out of the car and heading towards the market) and if I’m hungry once again, my potassium filled friend, it’s you, it’s you on who I can and always will depend, banana.
J: (Back home with empty bowl and a carton of ice cream) …I’ll make an ice cream sundae. Banana… sundae
A: I peel you, Banana…
T: (Arriving at the produce section) and in that produce section filled with what I can’t forget. It’s always this one fruit that I will only ever get, (Finds banana and holds it up) banana!
J: (Staring at the empty banana basket) I knew that we’d run out one day, we’d run out one day.
T: (Heading towards the cashier section while eating a banana) you taste, banana, so sweet, I’m glad you’re mine. Oh, look! Banana, no line!
A: Sniffing sweetly in your perfumed air.
T: First spot is mine!
BW: (Pointing at a peach) There! There! Somebody look up at that peach! Looks so good but I can’t reach! Produce on fire! (Grabs random person) QUICK! Sir, run and tell. Tell ‘em all of the peaches smell, there it is, there it is, that delicious smell. Tell it to the people and their dogs as well! TELL ‘EM! TELL’EM! HELP! PEACH! PEACHES ON FIRE!!! PRODUCE ON FIRE!!! Peaches! Peaches! Peaches! See? (Pointing to the peaches) ALL MINE!!! (Squishes two in her hands, breathing heavily)
T: (In car eyeing his newly bought bananas) and now that you and I are one, or make that five, (Speaks) oh well…. (Sings) You’re all so beautiful that I can never really tell, bananas…
A: banana (Finds the produce section)
J: (Looking out through the window as if depressed) with ice cream you’ll be a Sundae, delicious sundae… (Sees Todd pull into the drive way)
T: (Pulls in gets out of car) Yes, you’re all beautiful and all look good enough to eat. In just a moment you’ll be sliced and will accept defeat, bananas!
J: (Both going into the house) Now we can make our sundae!
A: I peel you banana… (Picking up a banana)
J: Let’s make our sundae! (Into kitchen)
T: (Cutting bananas into the sundae and is ready to eat it) Wake up bananas! You’ll make a fine sundae. We learn bananas to say… (Swallows) goodbye…
A: I’ll peel you! (Peels banana)
Manager: THEIF!!! (Anthony gets tackled by manager for stealing)
END "
"A: (In a dreamlike state with a banana) I peel you banana! I peel you. Do they think produce can hide you? Even now I’m in your aisle. I am near the grapes beside you! Sniffing sweetly in your perfumed air! (Anthony comes out of dream to realize he had no banana, and is somewhere in the supermarket. He begins to walk around looking for the produce aisle) Banana…..
T: (In a car driving to the supermarket) and are you beautiful and bright, with yellow skin, like her? I’d want you beautiful and bright, they way I craved you were, banana…
A: (Searching) Banana…..
T: And if you’re beautiful, what then, with yellow skin, like wheat? I think I shall not eat again without another sweet banana.
A: I peel you, banana…
T: Goodbye, banana. You’re gone but yet you’re ripe. So ripe, banana, so ripe….
A: Banana…
BW: (Enters the store with cart, walking furiously with it.) Peach! Peach! Fruit of the devil. Fruit of the devil. Produce on fire! (Sees watermelons) Water! Melons? (Looks away disgusted) Smell it sir, a fruity smell, every day at the markets bell, fruit that comes from the tree of hell! Produce on fire! Produce on fire! Mischief! Mischief! Mischief!
T: (Getting out of the car and heading towards the market) and if I’m hungry once again, my potassium filled friend, it’s you, it’s you on who I can and always will depend, banana.
J: (Back home with empty bowl and a carton of ice cream) …I’ll make an ice cream sundae. Banana… sundae
A: I peel you, Banana…
T: (Arriving at the produce section) and in that produce section filled with what I can’t forget. It’s always this one fruit that I will only ever get, (Finds banana and holds it up) banana!
J: (Staring at the empty banana basket) I knew that we’d run out one day, we’d run out one day.
T: (Heading towards the cashier section while eating a banana) you taste, banana, so sweet, I’m glad you’re mine. Oh, look! Banana, no line!
A: Sniffing sweetly in your perfumed air.
T: First spot is mine!
BW: (Pointing at a peach) There! There! Somebody look up at that peach! Looks so good but I can’t reach! Produce on fire! (Grabs random person) QUICK! Sir, run and tell. Tell ‘em all of the peaches smell, there it is, there it is, that delicious smell. Tell it to the people and their dogs as well! TELL ‘EM! TELL’EM! HELP! PEACH! PEACHES ON FIRE!!! PRODUCE ON FIRE!!! Peaches! Peaches! Peaches! See? (Pointing to the peaches) ALL MINE!!! (Squishes two in her hands, breathing heavily)
T: (In car eyeing his newly bought bananas) and now that you and I are one, or make that five, (Speaks) oh well…. (Sings) You’re all so beautiful that I can never really tell, bananas…
A: banana (Finds the produce section)
J: (Looking out through the window as if depressed) with ice cream you’ll be a Sundae, delicious sundae… (Sees Todd pull into the drive way)
T: (Pulls in gets out of car) Yes, you’re all beautiful and all look good enough to eat. In just a moment you’ll be sliced and will accept defeat, bananas!
J: (Both going into the house) Now we can make our sundae!
A: I peel you banana… (Picking up a banana)
J: Let’s make our sundae! (Into kitchen)
T: (Cutting bananas into the sundae and is ready to eat it) Wake up bananas! You’ll make a fine sundae. We learn bananas to say… (Swallows) goodbye…
A: I’ll peel you! (Peels banana)
Manager: THEIF!!! (Anthony gets tackled by manager for stealing)
END "
fredag 5 december 2008
Min mystiska tidsuppfattning.
Jag kommer ständigt försent till lektioner. Jag är helt enkelt alldeles för stor tidsoptimist. Men idag, när det var dags för historia tänkte jag ändra på det. Så jag gick och satte mig utanför klassrummet med iPoden 15 minuter i förväg. Och kände mig ganska nöjd med mig själv. Men när en kvart hade gått utan att någon kommit så började jag minst sagt ana oråd. Så jag gick bort til det andra klassrummet som brukar användas utan att hitta någon där. Jag gick ner till informationen och försäkrade mig om att det var samma sal som vanligt. Sen stöter jag på Oscar som påminner mig om att vi inte börjar 13:25 utan 13:55. Så nog hade jag varit ute i god tid alltid. Men nu så blev jag ju såklart tvungen att stressa iväg dit bort precis som vanligt.
Min hjärna har minst sagt ett underligt sätt att bete sig.
Min hjärna har minst sagt ett underligt sätt att bete sig.
Prenumerera på:
Inlägg (Atom)