lördag 7 februari 2009

Minnesvärda citat Del III

And here we go again!

TROPIC THUNDER

Kevin Sandusky: You guys have read the script, right?
Kirk Lazarus: I don't read the script. The script reads me.

Tugg Speedman: This is insane. Are you really going to abandon this movie? We're supposed to be a unit!
Kirk Lazarus: Suck my unit.

Tugg Speedman: You tell the world what happened here.
Kirk Lazarus: What happened here?
Tugg Speedman: I don't know, but you need to tell them.

LIFE OF BRIAN

Reg: All right, but apart from the sanitation, medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?

Brian: You've got to think for yourselves! You're ALL individuals!
The Crowd: Yes! We're all individuals!
Brian: You're all different!
The Crowd: Yes, we ARE all different!
Man in crowd: I'm not...

TOY STORY

Buzz Lightyear: Right now, poised at the edge of the galaxy, Emperor Zurg has been secretly building a weapon with the destructive capacity to annihilate an entire planet! I alone have information that reveals this weapon's only weakness. And you, my friend, are responsible for delaying my rendezvous with Star Command!
(paus)
Woody: YOU.. ARE.. A.. TOYYYYY!!!

Buzz: I just want you to know that even though you tried to terminate me, revenge is not an idea we promote on my planet.
Woody: Oh. Well, that's good.
Buzz: But we're not on my planet, are we?

BLUES BROTERS

Jake: You lied to me.
Elwood: It wasn't lies, it was just... bullshit.

Elwood: They're not gonna catch us. We're on a mission from God.

Elwood: Illinois Nazis.
Jake: I hate Illinois Nazis.

Jake: YES! YES! JESUS H. TAP-DANCING CHRIST... I HAVE SEEN THE LIGHT!!

Elwood: Shit.
Jake: What?
Elwood: Rollers...
Jake: No.
Elwood: Yeah.
Jake: Shit.

Hoppsan. Det blev visst en rejäl dos idag.
Kom ihåg att kommentera. Det är visserligen inget måste, men det blir roligare så.

2 kommentarer:

Anna sa...

Ja, de var bra. Många, men bra:-)

Karin sa...

Hoho! Det var roligt! Jag vet visserligen inte vad den första grejen var, men det var lustigt ändå.

"Think for yourselves!" Det bli inte mycket bättre än så.